THE CHURCH OF CRAIG SCOTT (EST. 2014)

Art for art's sake, Money for God's sake

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After having done extensive research into modern music marketing I quickly came to the conclusion that rather than directly selling music to an audience it is necessary to create an idol of the artist and instead sell an idea of a lifestyle/ culture for audiences to project themselves on to which the music will serve as a backdrop.

I decided that the most efficient way of achieving this was to create my own church with myself as the pope and so 'The Church of Craig Scott' was born.

The Church functions as any popular modern cult, the more money you pay in the further up the ladder you climb and the more access to the inner workings of the cult you gain.

Notable differences between 'The Church of Craig Scott' and other successful modern cults include:

 

  • Upon joining it is not necessary to cut all ties with family and loved ones

  • Inverted financial hierarchy- the pope will inevitably loose more money than all members combined

  • It is not necessary to denounce all other previously held belief systems

  • Reasonable rates for ascension within the church

  • Promiscuity among membership is neither encouraged nor discouraged

  • Leave the church at any time without having your life threatened/ being blackmailed

  • All head ware is optional 

  • All members improvise their own rituals

  • A sense of humour


ALL FUNDS donated to 'The Church of Craig Scott' are used for the creation of future artistic ventures- to buy materials to build new sound sculptures, post production gear, invent new instruments or manufacture physical copies of releases.

In exchange for your kind donations you will receive regular updates on works in progress, detailed explanations of the inner workings of my creations including technical details and schematics so you can build your own/ steal my ideas, longer versions of short video clips posted on social media, access to unreleased recordings, access to raw audio files so as you can sample/ rework my material (steal my ideas).

Thank you for submitting to the Church! I will now take personal responsibility for your sins ...

 

PAID POSITIONS ALSO CURRENTLY 

AVAILABLE IN THE CHURCH...

 

DEACON

PRIEST

BISHOP

ARCH-BISHOP

CARDINAL